Hooker smoke

When one is too broke to afford a cigarette, and thus can't afford to solicit sex from a prostitute, they take a drag from a prostitutes's cigarette, usually for the low price of only a nickel; The cheapest known way to satisfy a nicotine craving.
Hooker: "Hey buddy, you lookin' for a good time?"
Mel Gibson: "Well ya, but I can't afford that. You got a cigarette? I could go for a hooker smoke."
Hooker: "It'll cost ya a nickel."
by RJBrown9 December 01, 2010
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smoking cold

When you beer is so cold the frost cloud rolls down the side of the can/glass.
Hard day at work, I need a smoking cold Budweiser!
by evol65 June 09, 2015
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bag smokes

A bag, usually that of the freezer variety, that is filled with rejected cigarettes from a production line which is then sold illegally by labourers for a much cheaper price.
Joe: Hey Bud, where'd you get them bag smokes?
Bud: From that indian guy who buys tickets from the corner store.
by Wintarz January 12, 2012
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Smoking pussy

1. Intense sexual intercourse; fucking (verb)

2. An attractive vagina (noun)

3. Setting flame to a woman's vagina (verb)

4. Shooting a cat (verb)
1. "Charlie was smoking pussy left and right last weekend. He could barely keep the babes off him."

2. "Damn babe, you got one smokin' pussy."

3. "Freddy found out his wife was sleeping with a politician, so while she was asleep later that night he took his Zippo and started smoking pussy."

4. "I'm fucking tired of all these strays in my apartment complex. If ya'll catch me smoking pussy in my parking lot tomorrow don't phone the pigs."
by Cocaine-cola August 14, 2019
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Smoke dogging

The art of taking something that isn't yours when it belongs to someone else.
EXAMPLE: #1. Removing food that isn't yours from the fridge and consume when nobody is looking is smoke dogging.

EXAMPLE: #2. When one sets food/snacks in a pantry at work and someone else takes it and starts eating without asking is smoke dogging.

EXAMPLE: #3. When a meal is prepared between individuals and someone that didn't pay or contribute starts eating the food is smoke dogging.
by rhino2fire March 16, 2013
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Dope Smokes

The name of the Hottest head shop and smoke shop.
Yo where did you get the bomb ass bong?
Dope Smokes my man..
by Canna Queen January 18, 2019
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turtle smoke

A marijuana reference coined by E-40
"turtle smoke in the air, girls up in here with no underwear. Old enough to know better, but young enough to not care"
by B Smizz June 01, 2005
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