When someone gives you a blow job when your penis has not been cleaned after the previous use and they look up and complain that it tastes salty, say "ARRR" like a pirate and forcefully pop it back in their mouth, and you have successfully administered the salty dog.
by JustinOther September 16, 2007
When a guy wipes a huge booger on his penis right before he gets a sloppy blow job from a fat chick.
Ex. 1 - that chick was really fat and looking extra hungry, so I gave her a salty cabbage.
Ex. 2 - I gave her a salty cabbage and she puked on my nads.
Ex. 2 - I gave her a salty cabbage and she puked on my nads.
by chumplet July 23, 2007
1.) Hey Bridget, you have some hot and salty on your chin, you may want to wipe that off.
2.) Aww man, clean that hot and salty off of your sheets, as I don't want to sit in that!
2.) Aww man, clean that hot and salty off of your sheets, as I don't want to sit in that!
by Justin Koehler March 28, 2005
by Aprilllll May 06, 2006
by Nick December 21, 2004
After you ejaculate on the floor, you rub your partners face in it and beat them with a rolled up newspaper.
by Thupar_Man January 22, 2005
When a guy is about to cum, he pulls out and drops his load on top of the lady's head, a la a seagull
by retturd February 12, 2010