zen pee

The process of urinating in a euphoric state of being, which creates a feeling of serenity and oneness with the world.
"In the morning, I prefer to experience a zen pee before I have my waffles."
by orgasmic tomatoes November 28, 2014
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Pee Denial

in which involves two parties performing sexual activities and one party does not allow the other to pee
Hey babe, wanna experience the with some pee denial??;))
by Germ Representative June 18, 2020
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Joe pee

man named joe who dirnks pee
did you see the joe pee on tv last night
by imtheblind September 20, 2020
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Stage Pee

Stage pee is when you have the sudden urge to pee before performing or going onstage.
"Why is Bob bouncing up and down?"
"His scene is up next, so he might have stage pee."
by V(endetta) November 20, 2013
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pee fart

when you think you need to poop but it’s just a fart and pee comes out of your butthole
“Man I just went to take a poop and I pee farted instead!”
by Pee fart creator May 22, 2021
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pee lust

WHEN YOU JUST LOVE PEE SO MUCH YOUR EYES TURN YELLOW ALL U CAN SEE IS YELLLOW ALL U CAN SEE IS THE PEE!!!!!
person 1: hi guys its me
person 1: *sees pee*
person 1: *gets pee lust*
by queefinator3 November 08, 2022
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pee funnel

A device consisting of a standard funnel and tube which women use to urinate into an empty bottle, sometimes when camping in a tent or on a long road trip.
Woman: "Hey, I gotta take a pee real quick..."

Man: "Oh ok, I'll pull over at the next rest stop."

Woman: "Haha, no worries, I've got my pee funnel and an empty gatorade bottle, you just watch the road."
by Ranchero_sauce September 20, 2013
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