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onion dealer

A person who is so hard they make your eyes water. Often a large bloke who could be described as a meathead or pickler. Not to be messed with in case of serious repercussions. Generally not particularly intelligent, empathetic, jovial or gregarious, but not to be fucked with!
Did you see that bloke standing at the bar with that bit of blonde gash? What an onion dealer!
by British Gash September 6, 2015
mugGet the onion dealermug.

Magnolian onion

Magnolian onion a dish best prepared by oriental pearl of Epping ( center of the universe) foolishly named Magnolian chicken but don’t let that fool you it’s all onions.
Damn Charlie what’s the sense of bringing that Magnolian onion home it’s just onion!
by urbandictionary is the shit March 31, 2022
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Dropped Onions

Letting your nuts flop out of your boxers at someone and you surprise them with it.
Bro, Joey just dropped onions on that old lady at the bus station!
by Darkpage August 2, 2021
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onion dip

(Noun)
A bowl/Platter of a mixture onions, cilantro, cream cheese, and the anticipated load of semen from multiple men. Often eaten by sluts in your area, chips usually come with this tasteful sidedish.
"Hey dude, While you're out, can you stop by Ralphs and pick up some tostitos. There's going to be a huge onion dip at Derek's party tonight."
by sherlock domes May 18, 2014
mugGet the onion dipmug.

onion pussy

someone who has a bad-smelling pussy that makes guys cry from how bad it is
she has an onion pussy
by luver200015 April 25, 2016
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Onion Aversion Derangement Syndrome (OADS)

A psychological condition characterized by an extreme and irrational aversion towards individuals who abstain from consuming onions. Individuals afflicted with Onion Aversion Derangement Syndrome (OADS) display symptoms of severe derangement, often exhibiting fits of frustration, anger, or rage when confronted with someone who declines food containing onions or inquires about its onion content. This syndrome manifests as an exaggerated emotional response, leading affected individuals to lash out or become agitated in situations involving onions or onion-related dietary choices.
Despite Sarah's best efforts to politely decline dishes containing onions, her colleague Betty often succumbs to Onion Aversion Derangement Syndrome (OADS), erupting into fits of frustration whenever Sarah's dietary preferences are mentioned.

Tom's Onion Aversion Derangement Syndrome (OADS) became evident at the dinner party when he aggressively berated his friend for refusing to taste the onion-laden appetizer.

Jenny's Onion Aversion Derangement Syndrome (OADS) reached a peak when her roommate opted not to order pizza with onions, prompting a vicious outburst about culinary preferences.

The online forum erupted into chaos when a user with Onion Aversion Derangement Syndrome (OADS) attacked another member when they suggested a recipe should not include onion, sparking an all caps meltdown about dietary choices.
by JohnsonMcsandwhich February 11, 2024
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Onion

The Wishek Penitentiary System State Wrestling Champions
by Lil’Bandit September 20, 2019
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