kanik mushroom

A scummy mushroom that's 20 ft underground
Racist pice of shit that doesn't know how to keep his mouth shut
"This cunts being an asshole after one cone - such a kanik mushroom"
"I was going on with my day when all of a sudden I smell a disgusting stench coming from the bin,must be a kanik mushroom"
by Calling out the hoes August 01, 2022
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floating mushrooms

Italian guy: look there, there are some floating mushrooms!
American girl: that’s just a jellyfish.
by Fep October 14, 2023
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Mushroom head

When you slap the top of a womans head with the head of your penis and it puts a big stamp that looks like a mushroom on her head.
Jake: i just mushroom headed your girl
JJ: no you didnt your cappin
by MrSlappaH December 29, 2018
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An old, time-honored management technique in large corporations.

1. Keep your employees in the dark.
2. Feed them shit.
3. When they grow up, cut them off at the roots.
The CEO of XYZ Corp is a big believer in the mushroom theory of management.
by Hot Licks July 21, 2020
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Kentucky Mushroom Wallop

When a group of men hit you in the face with their dicks
I have a black eye from the Kentucky Mushroom Wallop the football team gave me
by Spidey81 January 25, 2018
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mushroom jerry

When a girl sits on your lap and busts out a big hot fart.
My girlfriend and I were at the bar and my girlfriend gave me a mushroom jerry and I felt the rumble.
by Wes Futrell November 14, 2020
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Creamy mushroom

When a male ejaculates inside a woman but only leaving just the tip inside
by Little love spider October 06, 2022
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