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Secret Juice

Secret Juice (noun) is a concoction of ingredients blended into a liquid intended for consumption, with the belief that it will enhance athletic performance.

As of 2022, Secret Juice is not listed as a banned substance by the United Stated Anti-Doping Agency (USADA), and is therefore permitted for use by various athletic organizations, namely, the world wide premier MMA promotion, Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC).

Secret Juice was patented by Brazilian UFC fighter Paulo Costa in 2022.

The ingredients remain a closely guarded secret.
Drinking Secret Juice once a day has shown to improve life expectancy by 7.5 years.
by NickyHans August 30, 2022
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Javion Juice

Javion Juice is the most delicious, scrumptious drink to ever exist. Only created by boys, Javion Juice is the first juice to ever exist. Without Javion Juice, nobody would live.
Mmmm, I could drink that tasty, sticky Javion juice all day long.

Oh yeah, put that Javion Juice in me daddy.
by cumonmyearsdaddy February 20, 2020
mugGet the Javion Juicemug.

Sushi Juice

Sushi Juice (SJ) is an illegal drug under the umbrella of methamphetamines. It is a synthetic stimulant composed of trace amounts of iodine, acetone, lithium, toluene, and hydrochloric acid. SJ increases transmitter concentrations in both the noradrenergic and the dopaminergic synapse and also acts as an antiesthetic agent between the muscles and the brain. This results in increased levels of concentration, energy, and aggression.

The plasma half-life of SJ is 1.5–3.4 hours, however this is dose dependent. The estimated minimal lethal dose is 5.1 g, but susceptible individuals have died from as little as 0.5g applied to mucous membranes, whereas addicts may tolerate up to 15g daily.
Ryan: Paul how did you get all those math assignments done so fast
Paul: Sushi juice!
by KumarTheGreat April 18, 2021
mugGet the Sushi Juicemug.

Cheek Juice

The icky build up of greasy man oil that is left on cell phone after talking for an extended period of time.
"ah man you got cheek juice all over my phone"
by Hello Clarise April 24, 2008
mugGet the Cheek Juicemug.

African Juice

A drink that is made with half gatorade and half water that white guys use to try to get ups. Powerade doesn't work. Only gatorade.
Wow Birdman must have drank his African Juice because he had ups tonight!
by BallaBoy24 August 1, 2009
mugGet the African Juicemug.

No-Scope Juice

I'm going to go to the store to get some doritos and no-scope juice for tonight's tourney
by Grock ~Senpai May 6, 2015
mugGet the No-Scope Juicemug.

Slav Juice

Another word commonly used for Vodka, rarely used in Slav countries
"Hey Mike, pass the Slav Juice"
by Legit not a troll December 19, 2017
mugGet the Slav Juicemug.

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