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obey the law

When you show your weinerberg to someone over FaceTime
I obey the law 3-5 times a week
by Weinerberg69 January 31, 2018
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Zeed's Law

For every Zeed action there is a breakage reaction.
Zeed: *plugs in monitor adaptor*
PC: BSOD
Everyone: "ah...that's Zeed's Law...
by Vide_Wagina January 24, 2020
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TBestIG's Law

Originating from IFunny user "TBestIG"(a degenerate), TBestIG's Law states that there will never be anything more hilarious than reading a bad, offensive, or cringe political view or opinion online, checking the user's profile and or finding a user's alternative accounts whether on the same site or another, and finding out they are "openly and shamelessly addicted to furry porn and vore".
"I have been in several arguments with TBestIG on his profile and whenever i challenge his views he removes my comment or blocks me to get the last word in and to find out he's an otter vore loving faggot is hilarious and i won't be taking him seriously anytime soon in the foreseeable future". - GoodSamaritan

"TBestIG's law strikes again retard."
by GOODSAMARITAN.IF February 23, 2020
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Bausen's Law

Bausen's Law 175=300
Bausen's Law its worth plate=kill
by Tarpe September 5, 2023
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Murray's Law

Murray's Law states that everybody is happier when they are receiving sex on a somewhat regular basis. Food tastes better, work is easier, etc. when people are getting sex on at least a somewhat regular basis. Murray's Law can apply to people in relationships or people not in relationships.
Joe: Why has John been so happy lately?

Dave: He's been getting some every night this week. Murray's Law, dude.
by jimmyjohn18 April 23, 2011
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mister-in-law

The partner of someone's gay brother.
I had dinner with my brother and mister-in-law last night.
by chateaudebelves October 16, 2009
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Doyle's Law

When a Russian tries to say Murphy's Law, but fucks up his expressions as usual.

Means the same as Murphy's Law, mainly used by first generation immigrants.
It is, how you say...Doyle's Law, da?
by tuxperience June 9, 2004
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