Busted an Olive Garden

Leaving your friends worried and not saying where your going because you had an un-important phonecall.

Everyone: God where the fuck she is? Called, txted and no where to be found.

(2 hours later of worrying.)

Everyone: There she is sitting in her car smiling talking on the phone.

Everyone: F**** That! She busted an Olive Garden.

by OliveGardencustomer February 19, 2010

Lily's Garden's Washing Machine

A washing machine that was from Lily's garden and was shown from a YouTuber called Bijuu Mike.

Lily's Garden's Washing Machine is really naughty!

by DarkDomFan July 1, 2020

i'll meet y'all at olive garden

the phrase you utter when you shall meet thy companions at an italian culinary place

friend: where'll we meet

me: i'll meet y'all at olive garden

by men February 22, 2021

AGGD (Angry garden gnome disease)

This disease is for short boys who are soon to become men who have a short temper and appear to be on their man periods. This disease is commanly treated by well known doctor C Dizzle.

AGGD (angry garden gnome disease)- The boy named ben with AGGD cussed out his councilor .

by A counselor October 30, 2017

suck a golf ball through a garden hose

Vaguely homophobic insult, implying the guy being yelled at has great prowess and experience sucking dick

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do you suck dicks?

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit. I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.

by zerglegacy February 26, 2017

I never promised you a rose garden

usually a response given after being blamed by someone for a situation that didn't live up to their lofty (and sometimes unrealistic) expectations.

Person 1: I can't believe I married you, this is not the life I signed up for!

Person 2: Oh yeah? Well, I never promised you a rose garden.

by savannuh March 19, 2009

suck a golf ball through a garden hose

Sucking a dick so hard the semen comes out.

"I bet you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose Taylor Swift!"
"Yeah, I gave a huge blowjob to a monkey. His semen came right out of his wee-wee!"

by CR000 January 4, 2016