Black Day

A holiday exactly two months after Valentine's. Also known as Single's Awareness Day. Single people(usually teenagers) wear black.

"Did you know Black Day's tommorow?"
"Why? You single?"

by Jordyann April 04, 2008

No Pants Day

A National holiday in which the first Friday of May you wear no pants or shorts over your underwear.

Girl: Why did dad go to the office today without his pants on?
Brother: It's the first Friday of May you retard, No Pants Day.

by /NickSavage May 07, 2010

Babydaddy Day

The compliment to Fathers Day: Celebrates the Babydaddy for not pulling out or taking any responsibility for his offspring.

Shit, I ain't celebrating Babydaddy Day til Maury says it's my kid.

by D-Bag Kurtz June 20, 2010

salmon day

The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die in the end.

I spent all day working my ass off on this freakin spreadsheet, only to have my computer crash at the end of the day, losing all the information.

by silvergatlin October 01, 2003

Booty For Days

Having a large booty. Usually with a positive connotation.

"Damn girl, you got a booty for days!"

by harlambooty July 27, 2005

birthday day

the day that you actually celebrate your birthday. it may acutally be on anniversary of your birht or it could be two weeks later. it doesn't matter.

person one: hey what are we doing for your birthday?
person two: nothing i have work that day but we are going to six flags on my birthday day
person one: awesome i am so there

by ZarahMarieS April 21, 2008

day wife

A female co-worker whose approval or authorization is necessary to complete any task because you work on the same "team."

Hey Ralph, can we send this letter out?
Let me check with Elaine first.
Who's Elaine?
She's my day wife.

by Steve N. July 28, 2005