Christmas stick

A dick that has been turned into into a candy cane with peppermint lube.

You've been good all year girl; time to take a lick of this Christmas stick.

by idrathernotpod November 28, 2017

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No Christmas Dinner

Something that is not easy to do, hard.

Brendan: It was so wet and muddy at the camping ground.

Jack: I was trying to set up my tent and it was no Christmas dinner.

by Hooch93 August 12, 2010

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Carribean Christmas

That song that's so catchy, everyone vibes to it

We played Carribean Christmas at the concert, and it was a banger!

by Le epic biggie cheese November 29, 2019

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christmas stomp

A christmas stomp is when someone dressed up as santa puts candy canes in a midget's mouth then curb stomps them.

Jerry: How did you straighten up the little fucker?
Phil: I gave him the good ol christmas stomp!

by Koala Terrorist October 25, 2018

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A sometimes fatal state of god-awful sadness and defeat which occurs in the hearts of many young Homo sapiens in the few the days after Christmas morning, instigated by the realization of the fact that 364 days lie between the victim and the next Christmas break. Another cause may be the discovering that the only event to look forward to is school starting again. No cure has been found.

Mom: George, where is my other son, Harry?

George: Mom! I was just about to tell you, George has locked himself up in his room because of his extreme case of Christmas-Mourning!

Mom: Oh God. There's nothing we can do now.

by Grahamcracker5987 December 27, 2013

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