can you not

A phrase said quickly so it sounds like one word; usually in a high pitched "queefy" voice. Only used by the biggest fartknockers around.

bitches "can you not!?"

ballers "shuddup pussyfart"

by Broadsnatcher68 January 15, 2014

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man can

A toilet or bathroom designed or used specifically or mostly for males. Usually adjacent to, or near, the garage, workshop, games room. Likely equipped with a urinal, large capacity toilet, magazine rack, and possibly a shower stall (not a bathtub) or tv, music, or speakers.

I needed some time away from the wife, so I went to have a sit-down and read in the man can.

by MikeLowreyRules January 17, 2012

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Can class

Used as a sentence filler to express common agreement

Can class

by Heifhrsj September 24, 2018

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Can Job

Getting a blow job while your partner is on the toilet.

Julie had to shit last night while she was blowing me. So we switched it up and she gave me a can job instead.

by NannerTart July 31, 2016

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can of worms

A detailed, complicated, and sometimes unpleasant subject or event, usually meant in the sense that it is irrelevant to the matter at hand or that it occurs after the conclusion of an account; a story in and of itself; a different story

"So yeah, I finally got back at my boss by burning down his house."
"Wow! Did you get caught?"
"Well, that's a whole 'nother can of worms I don't care to get into right now."

by Illitariat February 12, 2004

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