Cabbage

A dumb or stupid person thats annoying

Your a fucking cabbage jack

by bill cosby number 1 February 1, 2018

Brushed cabbage

A term referring to someone scruffy looking

"hey Niall, you look like a brushed cabbage"
"Pretty sure you're the one who comes in looking like a brushed cabbage Jamie"
"Aye fair point man sorry"

by TheEthernets February 10, 2018

Busted cabbage

KP got her star wrecked on a dirty weekend in Londonderry

She got pounded all weekend, pussy is like a busted cabbage

by Captain Ripper1 November 29, 2019

Cabbage

Slang for "trash", "sum shit", etc.

Person 1:
Dude my girlfriend cheated on me with my dad
Person 2:
Fuck dude, that's sum cabbage

by Princexftheflies December 1, 2019

Cabbage

Ball of shit that is bad for you

Person: I eat cabbages. Other person: ur gay

by Dan Pash Autist December 3, 2019

Cabbage stew

When you fart and pee in your bath water

I made a cabbage stew in the tub

by Jessica Starr January 1, 2020

Cabbage

The nickname for Australian Army Cavalry.

"Tell the cabbages to stop driving like a bunch of dickheads"

"The cabbage just did a skiddy on that poor lady's lawn"

by Diggermorale January 22, 2020