Redneck wonderland

Wal-Mart

My god they have beer at walmart! Its a redneck wonderland...

by Mr Bean January 11, 2019

Redneck Central

Sparkman, Arkansas that is full of crackheads

Damn, they really are from Redneck Central

by Bugg020 February 18, 2019

Redneck Atheist

A redneck who holds no belief in God or Gods.

I live in the South, but religion is honestly overrated to me so I would consider myself a redneck atheist.

by CelticEagle February 19, 2019

Preppy Redneck

The Preppy Redneck is essentially a wannabe classic redneck who's rich daddies buy everything for them. They are often members of private schools, drive mint condition full size trucks with lift kits, wear Carhartt, Costas and camo ball caps. The Preppy Redneck never actually hunts, fishes, or goes to the river. They simply love to show off their rebellious ideations without actually rebelling. You'll find the preppy redneck possessing either a George Lucas beard or a goatee. Local women completely lose all logic and self respect over the Preppy Redneck man. They are found primarily in suburban Alabama and Georgia.

Hipster: Sweet Yah, that preppy redneck's existential purpose is nearly as ironic as my wardrobe!

Preppy Redneck: Hey gurl, how about we get some new cowboy boots with my unemployment check then go to my daddie's house and gave terrible sex under my camo blanket?

Redneck: Boi, get yer dadgum sissy little ass outta this town til you learn to be a real good ol' boi!

by TheSpecticalSpectator May 17, 2018

Redneck Tantrum

A person who punches walls shortly after being dumped.

Yo, you hear about how that one Redneck punched the wall after his girlfriend left him?

Yeah he had a Redneck Tantrum

by PegasusMX May 27, 2018

redneck baptism

When you get a bunch of your redneck buddies all around you and they all put in a dip. They then proceed to spit all over you, making you into one of them. This is the redneck baptism.

"Hey Billy Bob, give my girlfriend a redneck baptism."

by Shagrath0666 October 16, 2017

redneck culture

Fishing, hunting and noodling are cultural necessities. The rest of organized sports is too faggy, girly or top heavy with rich, lippy Knee Grows or Puerto Ricans such as are in baseball. Any serious Redneck is a NASCAR Historian and wept for days after Dale Earnhardt met his demise on that fateful day in 2001.

Google Redneck Culture for the ABCs of Redneck Culture

by Ruthless Goat April 17, 2017