Mexican Lightning Rod

1. Have your partner eat and swallow a chili pepper, Jalapeno, Habanero, Ghost chili etc.
2. Have them perform oral sex.
3. At the moment of climax, have them us a stun gun to "taze" your taint.

Last night I had my wife give me a Mexican Lightning Rod, needless to say the pain of having my penis on fire from the chilies and the shock of the electricity through my taint to my prostate was an experience I will not soon forget.

by PhallusDestructus June 3, 2021

Knock the rod

Having sex

They knocked the rod after the game.

Knock the rod means having sex

by FredLikesBread June 7, 2018

Rod-bearer filthy

When your car has been rained on and is left with that dusty hue it could be described as 'Rod-bearer' filthy

Jesus Greg.... my car is rod-bearer filthy atm. Need to get it cleaned...

by fireblade401 July 3, 2020

white rod in little china

A white man with an average size or more dick in an Asian country waiting to get some action from the local Asian hookers.

Man: "I'm going to go to all kinds by of bars in Beijing!"

Friend: "Here's this drink to you, white rod in little China!!!"

by FuckAllNiggers June 17, 2017

Spun Rod

Noun. A person who is spun out on meth.

All his teeth are gone. He looks like a total spun rod.

by Youtrippin_2 October 29, 2021

Rat rod

A male rats genitals. The word is believed to be first used somewhere around 4000 years ago somewhere in India. The word is now used by modern street gangs near the u.s. mexican boarder.

Yo Holmes, did you see Jake last night, that homo was suckin on a rat rod.

by Jojwjwjejej June 5, 2024

Carbon Rodding

Giving credit to the wrong person online, in reference to 'Deep Space Homer' episode of The Simpsons.

That wasn't Nick's post, it was mine! You're carbon rodding me!

by Matrixlogic March 5, 2021