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Lusty Pete

Makes race car noises while vigorously master-bating while making eye contact with anyone who walks buy them also while sitting in odd locations.
You see that guy doing a Lusty Pete in the Walmart parking lot?
by Coxynormus December 8, 2020
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pete victory

a brazen declaration of victory full-well knowing you lost

originated from Pete Buttigieg’s celebration of a victory in the 2020 Iowa caucus, before the results that he had not won had come out
“He came 3rd”
“Wtf? He’s telling everyone he won!”
“Ugh, he’s declaring a Pete victory?”
by gswan February 4, 2020
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Pete Townshend

Besides an unlikable guy with lots of money and a talent for playing guitar (and not beating someone with one as a weapon, since that allegedly got him knocked out) who would Pete Townshend be without the Who? Is it somehow unfair to Pete Townshend to think or say any of that? It's possible to respect somebody's ability/talent (not underestimate their capability) while having no respect for who and what they are as a human being.
Roger Daltry makes it sound like he wouldn't be anybody in particular without the Who, but really the Who was still a likeable band with him as the face of the band (before the 80s). It hasn't been the same since Pete Townshend started convincing everyone else in the band that he was the best thing to ever happen to the Who, and that nobody else was good enough to question him. At least Roger Daltry seems like a guy who had some heart.

Example of respecting an ability but not the person with the ability- The subject knew the king/queen was capable of executing him or worse, and though he was cautious about what he said and did, he still knew he didnt owe the king/queen or anybody else any respect.
by Solid Mantis October 6, 2020
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panicy pete

The inability to get a erection when with a attractive female
I was about to fuck the shit out of this fit bird, but I got a case of the panicy Pete which ruined the night
by Damo333666999 September 19, 2016
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Pete Wentz

The guy from Fall Out Boy who's simultaneously in everyone's ceiling at once.
Gary and Martha were doing it. As Gary took his underwear off Pete Wentz emerged from the vents to give him a condom.

Thanks Pete.
by FUDIGXITDTISIR November 3, 2025
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Pete

Pete is the type of guy to beat his meat. He usually does it when other men are around and doesnt give a shit. He might be gay but we will never know the answer. If there's one thing we know for sure, he has a chode.
Wow, u have a chode, u must be pete
Pete, ur sister is hot
by Nigeriaftwrocky November 19, 2018
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Creamy Pete

Chicken Pie topped with Greek Yoghurt and a little bit of parsley.
Dad: hey son want a creamy pete
Son: fuck you dad i want mcdonalds bitch
by Slimy Meg December 6, 2024
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