Maldathan-pee

Used when you gift a close friend the game 'Garry's Mod'

Friend 1: Bro, I've been wanting G-mod for about 6 months now!
Friend 2: *gifts game* MALDATHAN-PEE!!!

by YAZZZINNN June 23, 2022

Pee Turreting

When you're peeing and your friend grabs you by the balls sloshing the pee everywhere

Pee Turreting
Derived from: Wet Betrayal

Lake and MUJI were calmly sitting at the C2 Parking until Light came to annoy the fuck out of them so MUJI used Lake as a Pee Turret to chase her away.

by SamoJamo April 9, 2021

pee quake

The shivering feeling you get after a long or abnormally warm piss. Only a portion of the population get this effect.

By the time I got out of the meeting I had to piss really bad. When I finally went I got a pee quake.

by AuraGun July 24, 2016

horny pee

horny pee is when you find something so hot you end up getting turned on which causes the urge to pee

“omg did you see griffin in his grey sweatpants! that gave me horny pee”

by niggerballs December 3, 2019

Spin and Pee

A game/action you do at parties to show that you are drunk, but not too drunk, to the point where you can pull your dick out and spin in a circle while peeing and not piss on yourself our anyone around you. (Invented in Granger, Indiana)

Mark was having a blast last night, played Spin and Pee like 7 times.

by delonge October 22, 2017

zen pee

The process of urinating in a euphoric state of being, which creates a feeling of serenity and oneness with the world.

"In the morning, I prefer to experience a zen pee before I have my waffles."

by orgasmic tomatoes November 27, 2014

Stage Pee

Stage pee is when you have the sudden urge to pee before performing or going onstage.

"Why is Bob bouncing up and down?"
"His scene is up next, so he might have stage pee."

by V(endetta) November 20, 2013