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Penis

YOUR mom : Whatcha got under those pants of yours ;)
Me(your new step dad that still don't love you) : the cause of your STDs ;)
*proceeds to play sword fighting with YOUR mom after we both take out our giant PENISES and starts dancing.
You(my step son that I DON'T love) : HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO MY MOM
Me(10,11 buff cat with whiskers made from your mom's special nose hair) : Hey my step son that I DON'T love, I just gave YOUR mom what she wants ;)
You(my step son that I DON'T love) : How could you guys do it without me?!!
*Everyone proceeds to unscrew their penises and throw them into the trash.
YOUR mom : Y'know what, we shouldn't let this penis break our family apart.
*She says as she throws her penis into the air and it explodes.
*Then we lived happily ever after with YOUR mom and my step son that I DON'T love.
by 10,11 Buff Cat Dilf June 18, 2022
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Penis

Girls excuse to keep a man.
Ronnie's penis was too good to get rid of.
by Gucci. Definitions. February 21, 2018
mugGet the Penismug.

Peni

A more logical plural for the word 'Penis'
Your mum takes all of the neighbouring men's peni
by AustisticOrangutan March 4, 2018
mugGet the Penimug.

Penis

A big dingaling hanging where a vagina is or would be. If your gay it would be shoved up an asshole but if your straight you shove it up a vagina. You only do this when you have a boner. That is a hard penis or dick.
Girl-UHHH, babe your penis is fucking all up in my vagina!
Boy-I know. You like it?
Girl-Yes babe I love it!
by Gay Boi 69 March 3, 2019
mugGet the Penismug.

penis

A big giant thing that can stick into someone's ass
by anandjot March 9, 2015
mugGet the penismug.

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by boiwhosu October 4, 2019
mugGet the penismug.

Penis

Something I have but no One else does
I HAVE A PENIS!
by TheCoon87 June 30, 2016
mugGet the Penismug.

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