public milk

When one's housemates/family have irritated or wronged oneself in some way, he or she may choose to invoke "public milk" out of spite. This practice involves chugging milk straight out of the carton without telling anyone, and works especially well if one has any prexisting contagious medical conditions.

for example:

"my flatmates came home really drunk last night and woke me up, so I public milked them"

"the other day my step-sister invoked public milk, and now I have the flu"

by bdcb September 22, 2012

Milk-slip

The act of where a male happens to slip up on another males semen, before falling head-first into the others asshole.

Me and Steven had a Milk-Slip last night. It was embarrassing.

by Z3r0T0l3r4nc3 October 3, 2016

Hole Milk

Milk used to make Swiss cheese have holes.

Hey, we only have hole milk.

by Dandylorian September 7, 2022

mild milk

A crazy drug that is around 20% human cum, 30% muscle milk , 10% Xanax, 10% acid and 30% cocoa bean.

Bro I’m trippin of this mild milk!

by Mmccoonneell January 6, 2020

milking shed

A bar or club where older women go to pick up younger men, solely for the purpose of sex.

I need to get laid tonight, so I'm going to a milking shed.

by Deetey April 23, 2017

Matt Milk

See a pool of murky liquid in the corner? You guessed it, thats matt milk. Matt milk is a liquid form of moldy bread. It can spontaneously occur near a matt and drips down every surface that a matt lingers on.

Ew get that matt milk away from me.
TBH matt milk is kinda tasty

by noobstertheBIG September 9, 2022

morning milk

When you wake up and just have to nut on your girlfriends chest

I spilled my morning milk all over her chest

by Methusala June 18, 2018