Junk Funk

Roll dis Junk Funk real quick we boutta get smacked on dead dawgs

by Junk Funk May 17, 2021

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Jacobina Junk-blast

(verb - transitive). When you wish for something great, expect something at least good, but end up with junk. This is the worst option in anything. This can have something to do with sex, but really amounts to anything.

Dude, I just got a Jacobina Junk-blast cuz I wanted to travel to Japan on a class trip but I got screwed and am ending up in Hungary. With my luck, I am sure I will end up getting the Hungarian Mudslide or the Hungarian Gas Mask.

by Cincy Steamer April 26, 2008

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junk rid

Get rid of unwanted junk

I want to do a junk rid, sick of these things

by Thewisey January 19, 2023

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1-800-got-junk

A company that gets rich off eviction notices.

Someone tied to the company 1-800-got-junk might not only help get rid of your stuff, they might try and help get you evicted, that way somebody will call the company, even if none of the stuff in your home was junk to you.

by Solid Mantis March 20, 2020

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