Originated from the word bounitful grapes in 1854 which orginated from the word taco in 1403 means succesful awesome cool person, dancer and a person who likes sweet stuff like peanut butter jelly. The person is too cool to be the president of the united states and is also to cool for goats.
"I'm gonna be the president of canada"
President of Cananda:"Mmhmm this peanut butter jelly is really good."
Pikachu: "You know goat will make that taste way better."
President of Cananda: "I'm too cool for that."
"HOLY FLAPPER JACKS I JUST SAW THE PRESIDENT OF CANADA!"
President of Cananda:"Mmhmm this peanut butter jelly is really good."
Pikachu: "You know goat will make that taste way better."
President of Cananda: "I'm too cool for that."
"HOLY FLAPPER JACKS I JUST SAW THE PRESIDENT OF CANADA!"
by Librarian123456789 May 5, 2010
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My girlfriend and I totally did Canada's History last night. She's still pulling bits of moose antler out of her vagina and my farts still smell mapley.
by Sanelunatic February 4, 2010
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"Me and Kelly had sex last night"
"Did you do her doggy style, or what?"
"Canada's History"
"Ah sick, dude!"
"Did you do her doggy style, or what?"
"Canada's History"
"Ah sick, dude!"
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Get the Canada mug.One of the most depraved sex acts of all time. 5 men all have explosive diarrhea on a single woman, then use it as a lubricant to fit all available appendages into the woman's womb.
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Get the Canada's History mug.A lewd sex act in which a female in a heterosexual couple sprawls out her body on a set of moose antlers and inserts the various points into orifices on her bodice. The male then unscrews the cap to a maple syrup jug with his sphincter and dips his erect penis into the now exposed syrup. The male then defecates into the top of the Stanley Cup and mixes it with the rest of the unused syrup, and then pours it onto the female. He then inserts his penis into the female's mouth and begins to rub it on her molars and wisdom teeth (granted they were not pulled) until he is on the verge of ejaculation. The man then pulls out and the woman closes her mouth so the man can ejaculate on and below her lower lip so the semen looks like buck teeth and
therefore makes the female look like a beaver. Shortly afterwards, Dany Heatley runs over both in his car.
therefore makes the female look like a beaver. Shortly afterwards, Dany Heatley runs over both in his car.
by Moxalee February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's History mug.A Twister-like, but sexually natured game in which a person attempts to insert moose antlers - lubricated with maple syrup - into several parts of ones partner's body while filling the Stanley Cup with the various resulting fluids. The more insertions a person forces upon his or her lover, the more "Avrils" (points) are accrued. The evening's winner must chug the resulting swill; otherwise that person will be deemed "hoser of all the land."
Gentleman 1: "Dude, brah. I'd give three dicks to teach that c-bomb about Canada's history."
Gentleman 2: "Toronto or Montreal rules?"
Gentleman 2: "Toronto or Montreal rules?"
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