Mudd Butt

The end result of clenching your butt cheeks together on a turtle head making it's way outside of your ass. This especially happens when you're short on film time and can't take a break to take a giant dump, and always requires wet-wipes to completely wipe yourself clean.

Hi, I'm Doug Demuro and THIS is my Mudd Butt.

by DougDemuro April 12, 2022

Butt Chuck It

Suck it, fuck it , butt chuck it..

(At the Doctors)
Dr.: Well Wyatt, you have intestinal cancer.
Wyatt: Well Doc, suck it fuck it and butt chuck it.

by tdef December 27, 2016

slime butt

run out of toilet paper prior to completing the wipe after laying a steaming shit.

lool how he's walking funny. Must have a case of slime butt.

by cmooresickness April 20, 2004

Butt o'clock

An unreasonably late hour to start doing anything.

"Hey, wanna watch the Extended Edition of Lord of the Rings?"
"Fuck, no, it's like butt o'clock. Why didn't you ask earlier?"

by WestBranchCaptain December 23, 2011

Cat Butt

Noun:
The disgusting wrinkly red skin that forms on someone's earlobe when they stretch their piercings too quickly and don't moisturize. The result is a cat butt-esque hole.

Boy: Dayum girl... did you see when Maria took out her plugs? She had some serious cat butt, could have used some Holey Butt'r.

Girl: I know, seriously... she stretches too fast and has huge blowouts too. We should submit her picture to awful mods.

by Ken Kennedy December 16, 2012

Dirty butt

A dirty butt is a female who sleeps around with any and all man; Mostly for a gain in the drug community, popularity, or for substance drugs.

That girl is a dirty butt she slept around with the whole team .

by Big daddy wore bucks 003 May 18, 2018

Bumper butt

It's a butt that is is very big and attractive were you wanna hit it. Like in bumper cars you wanna hit the other people.

My boyfriend has a bumper butt

by Gpnfa July 10, 2014