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Team Nub

The bestest clan in the worldest... est
<Nodgy>Are you in Team Nub?
<RandomBoonFace>No
<Nodgy>Fuck off then, boony
by Nodgy January 26, 2005
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Team Fortress 2

A hat-collecting game that Valve does not give two shits about, and is considered a “Dead game” in the eyes of the normies.

Team Fortress 2 is a first-person shooter that consists of 9 classes that have their own abilities.

Scout - That one kid that dropped out of High School to become a rapper

Soldier - The tryhard that takes advantage of the game mechanics to do groovy moves for the attention of the cheerleaders in high school

Pyro - wait is this even a class?

Demoman - a Scottish drunk man that can’t stop pressing M1 M2 while using is secondary for twelve seconds

Heavy - “Soviet anthem plays”

Engineer - That one kid in Kindergarten that always gets the best toys in the class

Medic - Your anime gf if you give him the attention he needs

Sniper - One word, piss

Spy - the weeb of the team that tries to get them quality trickstabs for insta kills, but fails miserably, and will probably spam some Dragonball or Jojo binds

With the lack of updates that Team Fortress 2 is receiving, Team Fortress 2 is considered a “Dead Game” on many people’s eyes, the most common update that you can get from the game is written in one sentence-

“Updated localization files”
Me: Hey wanna play some Team Fortress 2?
Friend: What the fuck you still play that shit man go to overwatch you brain-dead bitch that game went through it’s age and died can’t you tell holy shit your like those weebs that will spam their anime binds not giving a shit about the game oh my god.
by Piece-A-Piss April 23, 2019
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Team Speak

A form of software used by artard's when role playing online, examples of games can be the soul destroying World of Warcraft.

The average user is normally in their 20's, still living at home, no girlfriend and probably a little fat. Hence being an Artard.

This was made famous by a youtube video of one such Artard playing World of Warcraft then shouting "Leroy Jenkins!!!" and also made well know on an episode of South Park
I will be playing World of Warcraft tonight whilst using Team Speak to speak to my fellow Artards.
by Baron Rouge February 10, 2009
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Team 10

Jake Paul , Chance and and Anthony are all apart of a YouTube business set up by jake Paul who vlogs their lives daily in the team 10 house
Team 10 is lit broooo been watching them all day on the YouTube
by fidgetslut May 29, 2017
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Team Fortress 2

An online FPS game that was great at once until it became Free to Play. This game is now filled up with noobish 4 year olds that have nothing to do but whine about how they keep on getting killed by a spy disguised as a gay pyro.
Eg; Noob: WTF ZOMG RETARD KEEP ON KILLING MEH

*server administrator mutes Noob*

Noob(typing in box): WAAHH STEWPIT SNIPAH KILL MEH

*everyone leaves the server*

*Noob cries* BAHHH Team Fortress 2 sucks!
by The Mighty Tortoise November 26, 2011
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team rocket

the villians in the tv show pokemon, consisting of a loud, red haired woman who is bully, pushy, and has a horrible voice, a meowth who can talk with an even worse voice, and should be shot - and the handsome piece of man that is James.
James is my first crush, and shall always have a place in my heart <3
Team Rocket pwns you all!!!
by Liara October 26, 2005
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Team Jasper

Nobody. Because nobody fucking likes Jasper off of Twilight.
Girl 1: "Team Edward or Team Jacob?"

Girl 2: "Team Jasper."

Girl 1: "What is Team Jasper?"
by seamangina October 20, 2010
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