The sexual act in which the female takes two white eggs and cracks them both open upon each of the males nipples, upon doing so, the female vacuums them both into her mouth and guzzles them into the males mouth, like a mother penguin.
by Professor Morelotek May 27, 2018
by Heyitsj000 April 18, 2019
by GG muddah fusser August 18, 2021
Mother duckness is two words you call your best friend that is blessed in drawing ducks and, when your mad at her or messing around.
by Threalfluteberry February 25, 2018
An 8 tentacled creature with a face of a cat. She hibernates from August till June and then in june releases the starbucks pink drink from her puss. She eats her children to survive and will have a second coming in september. BE READY!!!!!
by MotherPuss999 July 28, 2023
Mother Sophie is the best name anyone could have. Mother Sophies are rare but if you come across one... you are lucky! All Mother Sophies are caring and friendly and love reading books... lots of books. Mother Sophies are usually happy, but can get heated when it comes to defending her friends or loyal subjects. It is said that Mother Sophie is so cool, some day the Kardashians will fall to her godly powers.
Muireann :Is that Mother Sophie?
Ruva:Yeah,she’s so nice
Lola:She’s my friend
Muireann:Woah so cool
Kanyinsola:I know right.
Ruva:Yeah,she’s so nice
Lola:She’s my friend
Muireann:Woah so cool
Kanyinsola:I know right.
by Waffa/Raphoños May 13, 2021
The ex wife, mother of your children, who strongly believes she is the better parent. Her arrogance is due to idiocy, telling half a story to make herself appear great.
Oh yes darling, your Dad wasn’t interested in you, not like I was. He never took the time to teach you to drive because he was always out, at work. That’s why I taught you because I chose to be a stay at home mom. Just to be sure you weren’t ever neglected . Arrogant mother ? Me ?
by Bertie Dird December 10, 2018