cement surfing

When people sleep on city sidewalks, usually performed by homeless people.

"I got kicked out of the shelter, so I guess I'm back to cement surfing."

by The Homeless Guy June 5, 2014

Gap-surfing

Browsing the internet on the London Underground. Usually by painstakingly connecting to free Wi-Fi for 20 seconds at each stop.

"Sorry for the slow replies, I'm gap-surfing on the sweltering Central Line.

by Magiver.co.uk July 13, 2015

driveway surfing

To borrow a driveway, toilet, and shower for cleaning up when living out of a van.

On their 2-month road trip, Sarah and Buck took up regular driveway surfing to keep the van smelling fresh.

by RawbSF July 8, 2016

cooch surfer

A man (or woman) who secretly uses the popular "couch surfer" website to meet women, despite innocent fronts to the contrary.

Dang, Garrett! You can't propose to a girl you just met being a cooch surfer!

by Tinman2112 July 16, 2017

Crowd surfing through, "punji sticks"

When you're crowd surfing through the largest orgy ever and hit a patch of excited males.

While going from one side of the orgy to the other, Bob inadvertantly ended up crowd surfing through, "punji sticks"."

by NoMommyNotTheClownSuit June 7, 2018

Alabama Surfing

The action of riding your cousin in a bathtub or water bed .

My cousin Stacey wanted to go surfing but, i was horny, so we went Alabama surfing

by Yeetdadyy February 14, 2020

Salmon Surfing

Salmon surfing is when you jump as high as you can with arms down at your sides in front of family and/or friends. And then launch yourself onto a crowd of humans.

Man, I saw my brother Salmon Surfing last night and I wasn't sure whether to cheer or crap my pants!

by jrb04cfsu May 1, 2020