corporate survivor

A under-performing employee of a corporation who does whatever it takes to stay employed while maintaining their poor performance.

What happened with Rob?
Ahh, you know, he was about to get busted and transferred to another division. Typical corporate survivor move.

by helrunr August 9, 2019

Carpet surfing

Someone who searches the carpet for shards of meth that may have been dropped.

Person 1: what are you doing? You're not carpet surfing are you? F*ckin tweaker

by Lady Corruption February 23, 2020

high surveillance

High surveillance is a toxic twitch streamer that mainly plays dead by daylight. He is known to be a camper and a tunneler as well as a hacker.

Have you ever watched high surveillance and then wanted to quit dead by daylight?

by Claudette in a bush September 27, 2020

Big Surrish

An adjective describing something or someone having the quality of Big Sur.

That cliffside and the rocks down below is very Big Surrish!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 13, 2021

not doing surveys

Any activity that contributes in some way to the betterment of humanity. Also; something useful that has nothing to do with myspace. Can involve work, play, having a life, making real-life friends and in general not being a complete asshole.

"I'd love to spend my life engaged in pointless activities, but I'm busy not doing surveys."

by pavillionguy October 7, 2008

chuck-norris-sure

used when one is completely sure about something

A: what time does the bus leave?
B: At 5:25
A: Are you sure?
B: Yes.
A: Are yo chuck-norris-sure?
B: Yes

by Vineberg D. February 23, 2012

Trash can surprise

The act of going to someone's house then proceding to take the garbage bag out of the can then taking a massive dump in the can. After this you can top it off with some throw up and urine to make a thick mess. Lastley you close the lid leaving to mix to soak for preferabley 2-3 hours in a hot climate. Hopefully this mix will cause who ever opens the can to also throw up in it incressing the stench. Similar to a mexican hot pocket

Dude i gave Ryan a trash can surprise after he went to sleep so it will be able to sit for a while.

Nice

by swgmaster97 March 1, 2012