When you consume chicken, vegetables, and a laxative and then proceed to shit through a toilet paper roll into your partners mouth.
by Nate Hood July 18, 2006
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jack stripped jane down and played with her tits he handcuffed her to the bed and tied her legs up in a split she was extatic as she saw his huge 10 in dick that was practically dripping but first he stuck his finger up her cunt
HARDER JACK
he pumped the first finger in and out while nibbling her titties then he stuck a second finger in as jane shouted
IN AND OUT AAAAHHHH
Jane had her first orgasm of the night jack pulled his fingers out and licked up the cum jack stuck his dick in jane's mouth she licked the head while pumping it in and out of her mouth
YEEESSS OOOH
jane pumped harder and his dick cummed in her mouth she swallowed all of it and pulled th dick out after deep throating it
YES JACK FUCK ME FUCK ME SO HARD
Jack stuck the head of his dick in her pussy teasing her
UGH JUST FUCK ME ALREADY I CAN'T WAIT
Jane was soaking wet he gave into her desires and started out 5 in in pumping in and out all while using 2 fingers to do anal
OOOOHHHHFUCKHARDFUCKYESAAAAAH
Jane had a second orgasm and Jack felt the cum surround his dick He thrust another 3 inches he removed the fingers from her anus Then he gave a pwerful thrust
AAAAHHHH
jane had a huge orgasm which allowed jack to go in another 2 in now totally in whick made her orgasm again cum exploding everywhere Jack licked up every drop After a while jack pulled out his dick.
and then released cum into jane's mouth. he pulled it out and they both layed exhausted
jack stripped jane down and played with her tits he handcuffed her to the bed and tied her legs up in a split she was extatic as she saw his huge 10 in dick that was practically dripping but first he stuck his finger up her cunt
HARDER JACK
he pumped the first finger in and out while nibbling her titties then he stuck a second finger in as jane shouted
IN AND OUT AAAAHHHH
Jane had her first orgasm of the night jack pulled his fingers out and licked up the cum jack stuck his dick in jane's mouth she licked the head while pumping it in and out of her mouth
YEEESSS OOOH
jane pumped harder and his dick cummed in her mouth she swallowed all of it and pulled th dick out after deep throating it
YES JACK FUCK ME FUCK ME SO HARD
Jack stuck the head of his dick in her pussy teasing her
UGH JUST FUCK ME ALREADY I CAN'T WAIT
Jane was soaking wet he gave into her desires and started out 5 in in pumping in and out all while using 2 fingers to do anal
OOOOHHHHFUCKHARDFUCKYESAAAAAH
Jane had a second orgasm and Jack felt the cum surround his dick He thrust another 3 inches he removed the fingers from her anus Then he gave a pwerful thrust
AAAAHHHH
jane had a huge orgasm which allowed jack to go in another 2 in now totally in whick made her orgasm again cum exploding everywhere Jack licked up every drop After a while jack pulled out his dick.
and then released cum into jane's mouth. he pulled it out and they both layed exhausted
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Meaning 'What's going on guys?'. Used in North Dublin, Ireland. 'Story boys' are guys who use this phrase.
by Fintan February 11, 2005
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Last night I got jumped by 5 guys and kicked the shit out of all of them.
That sounds like a Landi Story.
That sounds like a Landi Story.
by snl275 January 4, 2012
Get the Landi Story mug.she touches his thighs as if to measure their capacity, then she sits down and kisses his face licking all of its features.
she takes his hands and shows them what to do, where to remain, reside. Her excitement produces extra saliva. Wetting his whole body. Enwrapping his cock. Suck it, he whispers. And she loves to please him. Take it in. All in. He caresses her ass gently then firmly. She ejects her love juices inviting his penetration. But before she moans for the first time she turns around and checks if he is wearing a condom.
she takes his hands and shows them what to do, where to remain, reside. Her excitement produces extra saliva. Wetting his whole body. Enwrapping his cock. Suck it, he whispers. And she loves to please him. Take it in. All in. He caresses her ass gently then firmly. She ejects her love juices inviting his penetration. But before she moans for the first time she turns around and checks if he is wearing a condom.
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V. - An act of sexual misconduct.
Synonyms: Slut , whore, tramp, good time, ho, head
V. - An act of sexual misconduct.
Synonyms: Slut , whore, tramp, good time, ho, head
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