statistics

A swear word referring to the disgusting experience of having diarrhea at a time when you were supposed to be having fun.

"I can't come to the party, mate, I've got statistics"

by MSc Ed Res January 25, 2016

Statist's Sister

A woman who is indescribably attractive.

"Johnny got so lucky last night that he fucked Statist's sister."

by Midatsun June 7, 2016

statisticalistic

A word used when one doesn’t know whether a statement is scientific, mathematics or when one is to dumb to understand it’s meaning thus forth pronounced statisticalistic.

“What ever the heck you just said, that was very statisticalistic.”

by Jimminiecricket123 November 30, 2017

Statisticated

When someone owns you with some statistics

'get statisticated mate'

by wavey76 March 2, 2018

statism

the rising pride in devotion in one's state

Wow! Those Texans have a big sense of statism.

by MrBolas November 1, 2018

Statistacist

Someone whose prejudices are based on statistically significant categorizations of people based on certain characteristics. Statistacists are often mistaken for racists due to modern culture's ignorance of the fact that racism means the belief that one race is superior or interior to another based on it's genetic makeup.

He's not racist, he's a statistacist!

by Ausome Austin July 18, 2019

Statistacist

Someone whose prejudices are based on statistically significant categorizations of people based on certain characteristics. Statistacists are often mistaken for racists due to modern culture's ignorance of the fact that racism means the belief that one race is superior or interior to another based on it's genetic makeup.

The statistacist's predilection was factually correct.

by Ausome Austin July 18, 2019