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Champ-Stamp

Like the female tramp-stamp but for dudes that are tryin a little too hard to be cool and end up looking like a dork.
Champ 1: Yo mate, I got me a tattoo of of a broken heart with barbed-wire around it and "mom" across it.

Mate 1: Cool, where, are your arm or chest?
Champ 1: No, Scooter, it's on me lower back(turns around and lifts shirt to display tatt)
Mate 1: Ahh, lovely Champ-Stamp, Litte scooter!
by SquirrelMan101 May 31, 2025
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Dude stamps

A play on the term "Food stamps. Referring to when women go on dates with men solely for the free meal and drinks.

Dude stamps can refer to a girl's tinder matches, as if she's collecting free meals.
Olivia: "I got like 7 dates lined up this week."
Bella: "Nice work with the dude stamps, girl!"
Olivia: "Thanks, I'll make sure to order a bunch of extra expensive food so you can have some leftovers!"
by Eglandled August 4, 2023
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Slug stamp

The residual print left on a surface after application and removal of a vulva
I need to change this shirt before we go out, my girlfriend left a slug stamp on it last night before she started riding me
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penny stamp

Look at those penny stamps tapping people up for money near the cash machines.
by francisrossi June 6, 2010
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Stamp of Approval

The act of licking your own hand before slapping some big juicy ass
When she walked passed me in yoga pants I just couldn't resist giving her the stamp of approval
by percsimmons March 29, 2022
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Awkward stamp

A condition in which and individual is persistently viewed as socially awkward or weird to the point of it causing them stress in their social life and interactions with others. Awkward referring to the perception of the behavior by others and a stamp to describe the affliction. It's still not fully known if an awkward stamp is developed or something that one is born with but it usually does seem to manifest itself even in early childhood. Awkward stamp does affect males by far more than females. Those with an awkward stamp may develop faster than their peers and be completely fine intellectually but struggle socializing with others and communicating certain things via living up to societal expectations and whatnot. Individuals with an awkward stamp may often be referred to as weird by their peers and have a higher rate of being socially outcasted or just outright harassed and mocked. People with this may often also have a lot of unorthodox beliefs that can be misconstrued or have obscure or uncommon passions.
Student A : Student B is acting so weird

Teacher : Student B has an awkward stamp, please be patient with them and respectful
Student A : I'm sorry I did not know that. Good to know now then.
by Joseph Sneep September 22, 2023
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asshole stamp

When two men are gay and one of them sticks there balls in another’s asshole.
I went to Disney land and one of the workers asked me to asshole stamp his buddy who was making him horny. The guy that asked me didn’t have balls so he couldn’t do it himself.
by Nolanparrish220 January 22, 2018
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