Squid

Noun. The act of convincing your boyfriend that all his friends are trying to get with him then tell him that he is the soul reason your family is falling apart, he will never be enough, and that you never loved him.

(extra points if pulled off during the night of his final exams and a week away from his birthday)

Wow you really took toxic relationships to a new level when you pulled a Squid on them.

by og2r July 11, 2021

squid

a person reffered to a squid, looks like a weirdo!

jason- yo man weirdest class bro
terrell- LOOK AT ALL THESE SQUIDS!
jason- they should all go back to marine-land bro!!11!1!1

by lina briggz September 8, 2009

Squid lipping

The act of producing a wet slapping noise with your labia similar to that of grabbing your cheeks and moving them in a rapid succession. Typically pertaining to women with larger than average or low hanging labia.

Damnit Sami, stop shaking your legs, I can hear your squid lipping!

by DiskoBAT December 3, 2021

Squids

A young male adult who is known for acting/dressing like a squid. A squid acts in a fanoink manner, usually is a cockblock from the hot chicks you wanna bang, a squid always becomes friendzoned by the hot chicks that he hangs out with and secretly likes. A squid is usually a scrawny weak dude that can get his ass kicked at any time being. A squids usual dress code consists of Ralph Lauren button downs, pastel shorts that are worn right above the kneecap, and sperrys (no socks present). A squid does not know how to be fresh at all. A squid is basically the opposite of a young Guido. Squids and Guidos do not get along and usually get into drunken altercations at bars, clubs, parties..etc. If you see a squid don't hesitate to smack him around and send him back to bikini bottom where he belongs.

Guido #1:Did you see how that squilium was dressed tonight?

Guido #2: Yea he looked like one of those squids who gets zero play from the ladies!

by THE REAL DON DADA November 21, 2019

squid games

A code word understood amongst young sexually active hypsters to call their partner to do "the deed." Since the coming out of the show on the platform called Netflix, this term has replaced the famous "netflix and chill." It is even now an automatic answer proposed by dating sites chat rooms such as tinder, fruitz, bumble or even grindr or whats ap and maybe more like facebook or snapchat and or potentially even maybe other more. youtube.

female: "Hey you sick horny bastard, squid games?"

male: "yes i squid games!!!"
female: "sheesh!"

by squeekygamequebec April 16, 2022

squid game

just silly little games...with your silly little life.
oh theres also a lot of dying...gore...stuff...more stuff...and violence...HOORAY!!!
a lot.
if u win u get moneys and moneys = good

person 1 - HEY ARE YOU...10 BILLION DOLLARS IN DEBT?!?!?
person 2 - uh yeah.
person 1 - THEN YOU SHOULD JOIN THE SQUID GAMES!!!

by sn ivy July 27, 2025

Brisbane Squid

This cunt from Brisbane who now lives in Sydney that will dangerously latch on to you but will let go of you after 3 hours as long as you can survive his yapping beak.

"That Brisbane Squid cunt doged beers with the boys again"

"The Brisbane Squid is hungover and masturbating furiously "

"You're a fuckwit, just like that Brisbane Squid cunt."

by Yeaaaaladdd February 27, 2019