Refers to a now-infamous email prank about spiders hiding under toilet seats, waiting to bite and kill you.
Beware the "Arachnius gleuteus," or butt spider!
by Seer of Shadows November 13, 2004
by defsbgr October 02, 2019
by Billy Joel March 19, 2005
See chocolate starfish: Term used to describe the shit eye, brown eye, bunghole, ass hole, etc. Resembles a spider when the tissue is crinkled as seen on a woman and barks when she farts.
by Mattyboyee May 28, 2003
by brooke miller July 03, 2004
Adjective: when things have gone completely awry in ways that no-one could ever have predicted, usually entirely out of the blue.
Well, admittedly that was one crazy Yom Kippur, but it was when we hit Reno that everything went a bit Spider Jerusalem.
by dr4win9f00l April 28, 2010
The ball of dried semen and lint one finds on one's member after wearing no underwear under a new pair of track suit bottoms, post ejaculation.
I scored with becks last night but couldn't find my boxers. Woke up this morning to change out of my tracky bottoms and had a huge cock spider on me prick.
by Lucian the girthy December 02, 2016