Spatchin

Used when someone is on the telephone or texting someone while using a spatula flipping their eggs. Commonly used by bachelors or those who only know how to cook eggs.

"Hey whats up?"
"Just spatchin some eggs for supper, you?"

by Shmorgasborg April 14, 2010

snatchbag

Or 'Snatch Bag; - Its a word used to describe a womans punani, when bent over and only wearing a thong. It displays what can only be described as a snatchbag.

"Hey, check the snatchbag out on that hottie!"

by ol$tar July 11, 2006

snatch snap

The upsetting and painful breakage of an erect penis when copulation is much too vigorous and intense.

Sam is in the hospital from the horrific snatch snap he experienced last night after the party.

by Mike The Wizard January 11, 2008

Snatch-Hair

A small undefined measurement usually less than one inch.

The term literally means "womens pubic hair" and is derived from the urban meaning if the word "Snatch".

The Term is commonly used in construction and mechanics.

1 "Dude, you cut that board a snatch-hair too short."

2 "If you can raise the engine just a snatch-hair I can get the bolt started."

by Kuerno May 21, 2008

snatch scratcher

1. A device used to relieve the itching sensation felt by that of a woman in her jigglypuff. Contrary to popular belief, several household items can be utilized as a snatch scratcher i.e. a spatula, fork, butter knife, back scratcher, or brillo pad.

2. One who uses their cuticles to relieve itching sensations felt by the female in her cock gobbler.

I had such an itch in cock pocket that I had to use a noodle scooper as a snatch scratcher.

by aikybrky September 15, 2009

Snatch Hair

A unit of measure. Usually used in reference to small gaps or thickness. Black is usually the thickest and blonde the thinnest. Other colors are used in the middle.

Question: How much should I tighten that bolt ? Response: just a snatch hair.

I just missed cutting off my finger by a snatch hair !

by kneejerk December 27, 2013

Snatchchat

When All You Use Snapchat For Is nudes

Yo can i get your snatchchat?,you mean snapchat? so no nudes then?

by Braden Fredericks June 28, 2017