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No Shower No Shave Sundays

Exactly what it sounds like.

Don't shower or shave on Sundays. Take this day for yourself. Enjoy yourself without worrying about what other people think. Who cares if you smell bad and look unkempt, its about showing the world you don't care. (at least you don't care once a week)
Bob: "Dude, you smell terrible."

Joe: "Yea I didn't shower or shave today, its No Shower No Shave Sundays"

Bob: "Oh yea I forgot, then nevermind, you smell terrible, but you are SO cool for not showering and not shaving on Sundays. How can I be cool like you?"

Joe: "Step one: Don't shower on Sundays. Step two: Don't shave on Sundays"

Bob: "Sounds like a plan, homeskillet!"

Joe:"Step three: NEVER say homeskillet again."
by Bismark Fan April 15, 2008
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mexican shower

when you have rejected to shower and instead showered yourself in Cologne so you can cover up the smell of your body
that Guido obviously took a mexican shower today, the kid smells like a five year old hooker
by thaboiacrossthastreet November 9, 2009
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Shower dance

i went to deja vu and paid $25 for a shower dance
by nathan44z March 9, 2007
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Shower Mac&Cheese

When you sneak into your roommate's shower to steal hot water for your make and cheese.
My roommate was so desperate that he lockpicked my door and got shower mac&cheese.
by peac0ckman December 11, 2019
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Cuban dick shower

Much like Cuban shower, this is the act of a male spraying or coating his genitalia with cologne or scented products, in the interest of masking his true musk. Usually employed after hot sex with stanky-ass pussy.
When the lights flipped on, I saw how uggo she was, and I had to give myself a Cuban dick shower before I left the party.
by gabuman February 27, 2011
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Showerhead

Hey, baby, i want to give you showerhead!
by Pussy Slayer 90000 April 28, 2009
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polish shower

When you don't shower for days and just spray yourself with anything they can find. Perfume, spray on deodorant, febreze, etc.
Person 1: Ew dude did you bathe in AXE?
Person 2: No, I got up late so I took a polish shower.
by MrVolcano November 13, 2009
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