Shit Wagon

(n.) The physical embodiment of raw suckage. When something is so completely crappy that no other words can describe it. The complete opposite of Shit Kicker.

Do you read DC comics?
Ugh, DC comics? It's the shit wagon.

by Thenamethatis30characterslong. October 6, 2006

Easy as shit

Not to be confused with easy as pi, easy as shit generally refers to a problem that can be solved in less time than an average person takes to shit.

Alice: Hey, did you finish 4b on our calculus homework?

Bob: Yeah, it was easy as shit. I finished it while Reece was taking a dump.

by Enginerd13431 October 14, 2010

shit raped

Excreting a log large enough to feel like your ass hole has just been raped.

See the guy waddling out of the bathroom, he must have just been shit raped.

by Jonn & Ken December 10, 2006

Shit Potato

When you intentionally clog an establishment's toilet by forcing a potato into the bottom of their toilet and then take a massive, burrito-driven dump on top of it. Then you wait and watch from a hidden table as the poor bastard tries to flush unsuccessfully and only after putting on the shoulder high gloves does he manage to extract the potato from under all that noxious, diarrhea water.

After my buddy got fired from his bartending job, I went and bought a beautiful yukon gold, had two carne asada burritos and a venti latte, and I dropped the biggest shit potato ever in their third stall. He needed two barbecue forks to loosen that evil spud.

by mctuggin April 8, 2010

shit on ice

A good thing

This party's gonna be shit on ice

by flippityjibbits June 2, 2017

Awww Shit!

An expression used when something really bad happens, or really good happens.

Tom: "Dude i just won 1 million dollars worth of porn!"
Brad: "Awww Shit!"

Bob: "Sorry Ted.... but i crashed your car."
Ted: "Aww SHIT!"

by Anthony Almonte October 8, 2009

Dog Shit Fart

A fart that is comparable to a fresh pile that a dog has just pushed out. Usually a fowel smell that has the potential to clear a large room of people. Not to be confused with a normal smelly fart. Dog shit farts make the farter want to itch his sphincter after release similar to a dog trying to wipe it's ass using the rug or carpet. This term is also known as a DSF.

"Mike had ruined my dinner because he had a dog shit fart in the kitchen"

by CPal21 September 14, 2011