Gooch Slapper

1. an individual who can frequently be seen slapping his own gooch

2. an individual who can frequently be seen slapping the gooch of another individual

Jim: Hey Taylor, you'll never who I just walked in on in the bathroom, slapping his own gooch!
Taylor: *gasp* Who?
Jim: Bob! I walked in to take a piss and there he was just standing in the stall with the door open, punishing his gooch!
Taylor: Wow... I never would have seen Bob as a gooch slapper...
Jim: I'm not sure if he saw me. I hope he didn't, I don't want him slappin' on my gooch.

by AnusMeister May 13, 2013

fresh red snapper

The vagina of any hot good looking red-headed Irish woman.

Roy, did you see that beautiful reporter Kelly O-Donnel on MSNBC yesterday? My god, I bet she's got a 'fresh red snapper'! Probably shaves it too!

by Florida Sunshine November 9, 2009

Shopper's monologue

The conversation one holds with oneself upon finally finding an item they like after hours of shopping, but then realizing that they are not sure if they really like the item. Most of the time, they realize they don't really need the item and end up not buying it. Very frequent in women, although occasionally affects men, too.

Leah and Jenae were shopping at PacSun. After many hours, Jenae finally found a shirt she liked. While waiting in the long, long line, Jenae began pondering whether she really needed that shirt. She held a shopper's monologue with herself and came to realize that five other people she knew had that shirt and that she did not want to be a poseur.

by Leah Romm and Jenae Lee February 23, 2008

taco snapper

Someone from Mexico, of Mexican descent

These goddamn taco snappers can never get my order right! WITHOUT tomatoes, Paco! How fucking hard is that?

by Pliesnigga May 27, 2008

Concrete slappers

A pair of shoes

Yo you should get a new pair of concrete slappers, the ones you have on are pretty dusty

by Bartholomew 👽 November 24, 2021

Anti shippers

The term Anti-shipper is an online moniker used by a growing online hate group, who specifically targets minors/lgbtq+/POC, through infiltrating online spaces made for popular mainstream fictional media entertainment. Anti-shippers in question target these communities, by the use of labeling marginalized groups (ie. Minors/lgbtq+ /POC) “pro shippers'' while calling their victims slurs, sending threats, endangering minors, referring to their victims as pedofiles, bomb threats, rape threats, misgendering, stalking, and sending gore picks/child sexual abuse material to their victims. Especially if it is known to said Anti-shipper in advance, that their target is a victim of CSA themselves.

Although some of their political leanings may slightly differ. When operating as a group—Anti-shippers collectively tend to display the problematic behavioral patterns of other more known toxic groups, such as. The now defunct hate site Kiwi-farms, and reactionary rightwing terf/“Anti groomer” groups. They also similarly, tend to use fabricated/hypothetical concepts of protecting children, as a smokescreen for there dangerous behavior.

Did those crazies just send that 14yr old fan arts, death threats and call them pedo!?!? Wow-definitely an Anti shippers.

by Bubbly unicorn August 10, 2023

Beat a Lumity shipper day

Beat a Lumity shipper day is a day on the 5 of March where you can beat any lumity shipper And they CAN NOT fight back

Hey bros today is beat a Lumity shipper day

by I'm a Lion Pizza Chicken February 25, 2023