A fucking great man not afraid of shit, also a very big as simp for any girl they met in kinder and is still in love
by A_badass_that__u_want May 16, 2022

Samuel is a very gay boy he is ugly and always wears booty shorts he has usually blond hair and blue eyes but has a very sexual personality.He is fucking annoying and won't stop scratching his buttcrack
by Daniellacone November 1, 2019

Person 1: Who is that person who is throwing this game.
Person 2: Oh, that is Samuel Gregory Jones.
Person 1: Fuck that guy.
Person 2: Oh, that is Samuel Gregory Jones.
Person 1: Fuck that guy.
by JakDotExe July 7, 2023

All for the headspins
by Vape Lord 3000 September 1, 2021

Rah is that Samuel
by YoSistersOvaries July 17, 2022

by Bobby smurada April 27, 2023

“hey isnt that samuel martinez..”
“oh yeah!!! thats kristina’s husband!! they are definitely meant to be!”
“oh yeah!!! thats kristina’s husband!! they are definitely meant to be!”
by tsumikii June 20, 2024
