salmonella

Something that doesn’t exist to some people

dumb girl: “OMG! Just had medium rare chicken for da first time!!!! tasted so good.”
smart person: bxtch you can’t eat that you’ll get salmonella
dumb girl: “HOW DO U KNOW?!!! LET ME LIVE MY LIFE HOW I WANT TO LIVE MY LIFE🤬”

salmonella by igotcovid3timesandimvaccinated January 10, 2022

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salmondesert

Thats me!

No matter who you are, i love you, and i respect you

*Hey who is salmon?*

Salmon (me) : I am salmon!
SalmonDesert

salmondesert by SalmonDesert September 27, 2023

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florence salmongale

a type of fish eaten by the beloved florence nightingale

bro have you eaten florence salmongale yet it’s so good!

florence salmongale by lickylickyonmybicky August 5, 2019

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salon victoria

only one of the best ska bands from Mexico.

Salon Victoria is coming to the U.S.!!

salon victoria by Caroska July 31, 2007

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salmoperific

Awesomeness from the eyes of a cat.

Usage: "My owner gave me the most salmoperific treat last night." or "I watched the dog get his tail caught in the door and it was salmoperific."

salmoperific by salmoperific October 24, 2012

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selmon

Krieger

Selmon ein alter Krieger der Antike

selmon by LabbadiaXBL January 4, 2017

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solmon run

Solmon run is when a two homies are challengedchallenged To have a lowrider race and at the sam time having a blowjob.

Me and alex had a solmon run it was thieght!

solmon run by Solmon September 15, 2017

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