man: Can't wait for some cocktail dip!
tuxedo winnie the pooh: Uhm, actually, it's Dickass Sauce.
man: Why the fuck is a bear with a tuxedo in my home?
tuxedo winnie the pooh: Uhm, actually, it's Dickass Sauce.
man: Why the fuck is a bear with a tuxedo in my home?
by APersonWhoMightBeInsane September 13, 2020
Get the Dickass Saucemug. by Jizzygyal January 31, 2023
Get the tinder saucemug. by plum.sauce.2.0 July 6, 2019
Get the plum saucemug. Esco: Yo it's ESCO I probably can't come to the phone right now but leave a cool message at the beep.
*BEEP*
Pauly: It's Pauly, This DJ Esco's phones?
Tony: This is fuckin Esco's phone!
Pauly: Is this his numbers?
Tony: This his fuckin number on his instagram
Pauly: Well we heard you've been stealing sauce.
Tony: Ya not breaking break on the sauce stealin!
Pauly: You stealing my mothers recipes?
Tony: We got 16 flavors of MARINARA!
Pauly: We got some guys thats gonna bust you up.
Tony: Get the fucking Mama's MEAT GRINDER!
Pauly: Tell him what we've gonna do with um.
Tony: We got a fucking red sauce thats gonna be coming out cha head buddy!
Pauly: Thats not enough, we gonna do more than that.
Tony: We want the Alfredo sauce, we want the mama's sauce back from yeah!
Pauly: Mama Mia! Mama Mia!
Tony: You don't got a fucking recipe to nothin but stealing sauce buddy!
Pauly: I got 2 words for you HUH!.... Ya Mother!
Tony: You forgot to turn your location off bastard!
Pauly: And we took Snapchat and we did a screenshot!
Tony: Huh, we know you seen that shit!
Pauly: Huh, you see the screenshots! You think we don't know how to do that!
Tony: We can fucking hack anything, the opinator, the darkinator, fuckin Mama's sauce is the best sauce.
Pauly: Tony! Tony! Stand Down!
Tony: I'm sorry boss, my bad boss, my bad boss.
SDA1594
*BEEP*
Pauly: It's Pauly, This DJ Esco's phones?
Tony: This is fuckin Esco's phone!
Pauly: Is this his numbers?
Tony: This his fuckin number on his instagram
Pauly: Well we heard you've been stealing sauce.
Tony: Ya not breaking break on the sauce stealin!
Pauly: You stealing my mothers recipes?
Tony: We got 16 flavors of MARINARA!
Pauly: We got some guys thats gonna bust you up.
Tony: Get the fucking Mama's MEAT GRINDER!
Pauly: Tell him what we've gonna do with um.
Tony: We got a fucking red sauce thats gonna be coming out cha head buddy!
Pauly: Thats not enough, we gonna do more than that.
Tony: We want the Alfredo sauce, we want the mama's sauce back from yeah!
Pauly: Mama Mia! Mama Mia!
Tony: You don't got a fucking recipe to nothin but stealing sauce buddy!
Pauly: I got 2 words for you HUH!.... Ya Mother!
Tony: You forgot to turn your location off bastard!
Pauly: And we took Snapchat and we did a screenshot!
Tony: Huh, we know you seen that shit!
Pauly: Huh, you see the screenshots! You think we don't know how to do that!
Tony: We can fucking hack anything, the opinator, the darkinator, fuckin Mama's sauce is the best sauce.
Pauly: Tony! Tony! Stand Down!
Tony: I'm sorry boss, my bad boss, my bad boss.
SDA1594
by StealingSauce November 19, 2016
Get the stealing saucemug. a sauce that can be drizzled onto any noun, adjective, verb, adverb, or any other word describing it as completely and utterly awkward.
dayummm that tall blonde chick that bounces when she walks....k.s........has awkward sauce written all over her
by totesadore.biotch August 25, 2009
Get the awkward saucemug. 
by Jdizzel December 23, 2013
Get the pablo saucemug.