Jon's ride

A foolish person, dumbass

"He's so dumb he set his alarm to silent, he must be Jon's ride"

by MG.2.9. April 10, 2019

riding on brick

when you slam a car/ lower a car on bad suspension and on every bump it jumps and scrapes with no type of cushion to the point your back hurts
common in central florida with the boricua population (Kissimmee, Poinciana, Orlando)

his Civic is riding on brick

by BoriJit April 14, 2022

Mouth Ride

Fellatio from a dope as fuck looking hussy

I want a good mouth ride

by PrinceofLG November 19, 2019

status riding

When someone 'likes' or approves of everything that you post on a social network.

He has been status riding me like crazy, no matter what I post!

by keepinitreal19 June 6, 2011

Dick Riding

The act of hovering around or overpraising someone to seek and gain approval

This dude: Yo, I just got $20 today. Get ur cash up, broke boy.
That one nigga: Wow, really? You're so rich! You know, some starving kids in Africa can't even get 20 CENTS!

Question: Who the FUCK asked about the starving kids in africa, cuz it wasn't me, what is this nigga on about, not only is he dick riding, he's hitting fucking 2k celebrations on that shit, man this nigga upgrading his avatar on that dick i swear to fucking god

by Yappatron 3,000 November 1, 2023

Mata Riding

Gay kid that jumps everyone in the locker room at your hometown Texan school. The kid might be mexican.

Mata Riding!

by Tampke November 28, 2018

Dick riding

It’s Someone who so up in your business and they don’t left you THE fuck alone so you say STOP DICK riding ME!!!

Explain: stop dick riding me !!!!!!

by Pinto118 May 26, 2019