Redneck Salvation

When you have accepted sleeveless tuxedo shirt wearing, farmer's tan having, gun toting redneck Jesus as your lord and savior.

"Excuse me would you like to achieve redneck salvation?"

"No! I do not want to accept redneck Jesus as my lord and savior."

by Sundance December 4, 2015

Redneck Waterfall

A mullet. The "business up front, party in the rear" looks like a waterfall cascading down the poor hillbilly's neck and shoulders

1: Dude, did you see the mullet on that guy?
2: Yeah, that thing was a redneck waterfall.

by FoulMonkey September 16, 2013

redneck tumbleweed

As often seen in the soutern states of America, a redneck tumbleweed is a plastic grocery bag, being pulled by the wind across long distances.

*Grocery bag tumbles by*

"Hey, its a redneck tumbleweed!"

by NothinInMyPocket May 18, 2019

Redneck Raprock

Redneck RapRock is a style of music most commonly associated with Rockoetry INC, a music company founded by Tim Moore in the late 1990s. The music in a Redneck RapRock song is dominated by bass and drums, with the lead instrument being usually being the bass. Lyrical themes usually include sex and drugs, and are often fill with obscenities. The most famous Redneck RapRock group would be Morning Wood, a Florida band led by drummer Moore and bassist/vocalist Don Ellis.

Redneck RapRock is a style of music that usually appeals to teenage boys, who are known to like toilet humor and themes connected to sex and drugs.

by Rockoetry April 8, 2015

redneck culture

Fishing, hunting and noodling are cultural necessities. The rest of organized sports is too faggy, girly or top heavy with rich, lippy Knee Grows or Puerto Ricans such as are in baseball. Any serious Redneck is a NASCAR Historian and wept for days after Dale Earnhardt met his demise on that fateful day in 2001.

Google Redneck Culture for the ABCs of Redneck Culture

by Ruthless Goat April 17, 2017

The Redneck Chariot

A name given to a Toyota Tundra driven by famous country boy Mr. Speer. The Redneck Chariot has been known to kick up some dirt while also carrying it’s fair share of the ladies. Speer quotes the truck as being “indestructible” and “A lady magnet”. The truck was on the front page of Forbes magazine in 2015 as being “The perfect truck”. The Redneck Chariot is almost considered an “urban legend” amongst the people of Alabama because of its elusiveness and ability to off-road. In some ways the truck almost has a mind and soul of its own.

The Redneck Chariot will take you anywhere at anytime, because it is the true perfect truck.

by Rambo1782 January 6, 2023

Redneck Tampon

The act of tying barbwire to a tree, taking PVC pipe and inserting it in someone's rectum, putting barbwire in the pipe, then removing the pipe causing the victim to either bleed out or literally shred his colon.

Tom's a sick pedofile, someone should give him a redneck tampon!

by Wet Beanbag July 12, 2020