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Server Punch

(noun)

An act of violence performed by one who is angry about their friends or family not hosting a server for anything that can be found on a server (such as Minecraft, Battlefield 3, file-sharing, etc.), hosting it and not telling them but telling all their other friends/family, or any reason you can imagine somebody would be angry at a person for doing or not doing something that involves a server.
Scenario 1

Person 1: "John just bitched at me for not telling him our Minecraft server address, and then punched me in the face. What the fuck?"

Person 2: "Yeah, I wouldn't put it past him to server punch people."

Scenario 2

Person 1: "So I was talking to Will the other day and then Mark suddenly comes up and punches me, then tells me to keep him in-the-know when the file-sharing server dies."

Person 2: "Ouch. Sucks to get server punched."

Scenario 3

Person 1: "What the fuck? Why did Gary just punch me in the face?"

Person 2: "Sorry for the server punch, dude. He's pissed off about his favorite Planetside 2 server crashing during 5 operations in a row."
by Biomechd December 24, 2012
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Nappy Punch

The act of either

1) getting punched by a black person or
2) punching someone for no apparent reason
Yo check it out, Toby just nappy punched gilby.
by wink6311 January 13, 2010
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Dumper punched

When you get a strong overwhelming feeling in your stomach and you have to poop like someone punched you in the stomach.
I was drinking my morning coffee when all the sudden I got dumper punched in my stomach and had to run to the bathroom.
by Phillthis April 4, 2020
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Dick Punched

Grabbing a recipient by their hair and jabbing your dick in their face, causing a black eye.
Johnson is sporting a shiner at the front door, her got Dick Punched by ay men.
by Sonchosanchezz July 25, 2016
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Punched The Cheese

To Punch The Cheese
Punched/Punching The Cheese

A phrase used in reaction to an exasperating event to (lovingly) chastise the person responsible.
"I can't believe you made this mess in the kitchen. You really punched the cheese this time..."
by Raskevanich December 2, 2020
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fly punch

when somebody runs and supermans in the air, throwing their fist towards a target aka somebodys face
by m.e.jefferson January 18, 2017
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Dolphin punch

When punch and or slap someone using your penis
"wow did you hear? Foulcault dolphin punched himself in the eye!"
by Syntax1985 December 20, 2014
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