poon flakes

The next morning's remnants that flake from the vagina after a long night of vigorous rug munching, usu. eaten with milk.

Looks like someone had a big ol' bowl of Poon Flakes this morning.

That Joo musta had a bad bowl o' Poon Flakes this morning.

Did someone wake up with a mouthful of Poon Flakes today?

by Flake Master March 24, 2004

Poon-Tang

The sound a spring makes when you bounce on it in the video game "Sonic The Hedgehog"

Spring- *Poon-TANG!*

Sonic- WEEE!!!!

by Seanic January 18, 2009

poon nut

what is medically termed as an ovary

also used to describe stupid freshmen that live in sackett house at UNH

"I cunt punted her so hard, i crushed one of her poon nuts"
-Super Cunt Punt Man

"I just owned your ass at halo, you poon nut"- Eic Kowles

by Eric Knowles October 30, 2006

[Poon] [Goon]

Poon refers to Vagina
Goon refers to australian slang for cheap wine

Vagina Wine = Period

"Hey Miss! you on your poon goon?!"
when asking a woman if she is on her period

by Pearce, Nick, Alex, Dovey January 13, 2009

poon lover

you love PUSSY!

Ricky Beamer

by ANONYMOUS (DD RH) February 22, 2003

dirty poon

dirty and greasy teenage girl close to having blue waffle

Wow that girl has some dirty poon!!!

by stfuuuu May 22, 2011

Legion of Poon

A close knit group of totally slutty and attractive girls. Known throughout town to be the easiest thing to lay since floor mats.

"Dude, you see Brittany, Candy and Sindy over there?"

"Yeah man, total sluts. The original Legion of Poon."

by Doomus July 12, 2015