by seniorsack August 24, 2009
All the other definitions here are wrong. This is the right one:
"Poo Butt" - originally came about as a description of heroin addicts because they would often defecate on themselves after shooting up.
From this, "poo butt" became an insult within the "ghetto" neighborhoods (because drug addicts are the lowest of the low) to discredit someone's value or worth (which is why one of the posters believed it to be gang slang for "wanna-be").
It then evolved as a basic insult for anyone with "loser" qualities and even began being used in various situations where it literally applied (gym room toilet paper gave me poo butt) etc.
This is the truth. Mark Zuckerberg can just go ahead and delete the other definitions lol
"Poo Butt" - originally came about as a description of heroin addicts because they would often defecate on themselves after shooting up.
From this, "poo butt" became an insult within the "ghetto" neighborhoods (because drug addicts are the lowest of the low) to discredit someone's value or worth (which is why one of the posters believed it to be gang slang for "wanna-be").
It then evolved as a basic insult for anyone with "loser" qualities and even began being used in various situations where it literally applied (gym room toilet paper gave me poo butt) etc.
This is the truth. Mark Zuckerberg can just go ahead and delete the other definitions lol
"Why does Mark just sit in the corner looking like a zombie?" "Because, he's a poo butt".
"You ain't no gangsta. You're just a poo butt".
"I never learned to wipe my a** properly, so I'll blame the quality of the toilet paper for me having "poo butt".
"You ain't no gangsta. You're just a poo butt".
"I never learned to wipe my a** properly, so I'll blame the quality of the toilet paper for me having "poo butt".
by IGuessIJustKnowitAll May 04, 2020
Magic Poo, a turd that vanishes down the toilet. Backed up by the lac of turd on the paper when you've wiped your arse.
by Charlie G September 11, 2003
by Poo boy April 27, 2008
poo bandit is someone who sneaks out of class or a meeting just for the sick pleasure of being in the bathroom by them selves. Once in the bathroom they will begin their homosexual act by taking a shit and then once they are done they proceed to take the shit out of the bowl with their bare hands and smother it onto the walls or toilet. The worst thing is when these idiotic people mould their shit into little people as if it was playdoh and then play with them.
by Elder Berganza August 10, 2006
The hunched over walk you must perform to fetch a new roll of toilet paper when you've run out mid dump.
I forgot to check for TP before i dumped man. Ended up having to do the poo hobble.
Jason had to poo hobble all the way down the hall yesterday, man. It was hilarious.
Jason had to poo hobble all the way down the hall yesterday, man. It was hilarious.
by slothwv October 21, 2010
Connor Poo, he is a fat guy who talks bad about people and ends up getting beat up in school, gets slammed on a table and therefore shits in his pants, all over the table and proceeds to run away with poop dripping down his leg. Then gets suspended for having been beat up, then pooping.
by SomeRandomDudeLol December 11, 2019