Poo bar

A low grade form of hashish typically bought when no other source of marijuana can be found.
-"Hey man you got any weed to sell me?"

-"sorry man i've only got poo bar."
by seniorsack August 24, 2009
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poo butt

All the other definitions here are wrong. This is the right one:

"Poo Butt" - originally came about as a description of heroin addicts because they would often defecate on themselves after shooting up.

From this, "poo butt" became an insult within the "ghetto" neighborhoods (because drug addicts are the lowest of the low) to discredit someone's value or worth (which is why one of the posters believed it to be gang slang for "wanna-be").

It then evolved as a basic insult for anyone with "loser" qualities and even began being used in various situations where it literally applied (gym room toilet paper gave me poo butt) etc.

This is the truth. Mark Zuckerberg can just go ahead and delete the other definitions lol
"Why does Mark just sit in the corner looking like a zombie?" "Because, he's a poo butt".

"You ain't no gangsta. You're just a poo butt".
"I never learned to wipe my a** properly, so I'll blame the quality of the toilet paper for me having "poo butt".
by IGuessIJustKnowitAll May 04, 2020
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magic poo

Magic Poo, a turd that vanishes down the toilet. Backed up by the lac of turd on the paper when you've wiped your arse.
Jesus Andy I've just done a Magic Poo. Tahts the second one in my life.
by Charlie G September 11, 2003
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poo belly

When you haven't pooed in a long time and your belly gets big...you have a poo belly.

Oh man! I havent shit in a few days, I have such a poo belly....ha ha
by Poo boy April 27, 2008
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poo bandit

poo bandit is someone who sneaks out of class or a meeting just for the sick pleasure of being in the bathroom by them selves. Once in the bathroom they will begin their homosexual act by taking a shit and then once they are done they proceed to take the shit out of the bowl with their bare hands and smother it onto the walls or toilet. The worst thing is when these idiotic people mould their shit into little people as if it was playdoh and then play with them.
Joey is a poo bandit i know this because when he came out of the stall his hands were full of shit
by Elder Berganza August 10, 2006
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Poo Jitsu

A branch of Jiu Jitsu, a martial art that focuses on self defense using grappling and ground fighting, where the practitioners employ the use of their own fecal matter to enhance the effectiveness of their submission techniques.
Student 1: "That guy Tony is a 3rd degree black belt in Poo Jitsu."
Student 2: "I heard that once he almost killed some dude, who refused to submit, using an ass-triangle lock!"
Student 1: "Yeah, if you get in the cage with him, things can go from good to shitty in a matter of seconds."
by Baron Marx August 21, 2013
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Poo Lolly

After hitting your girl in the ass, you then proceed to stick your peter directly in her mouth.
"Oh Ray, now that you've grouted my biff canal let me suck that Poo Lolly."
by Cruehead June 05, 2009
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