Phantom Dicked

Happens when your watching Virtual Reality porn, giving the feeling of your dick being touched

I was Phantom Dicked early.

by NerdsMan June 24, 2016

the phantom spank

when a man saws off his arm and then uses said arm to masterbate to lizzy mcguire

i just walked in on clint performing the phantom spank! said whoopi goldberg

by whoopiegoldberg April 15, 2010

phantom post

This is a post on MySpace, LiveJournal, Facebook or any other such web-site where the owner of the account is unaware of the post being made under their name. It usually happens when friends find out passwords or such.

A friend got a rude post from your myspace account that you never sent... it was a phantom post.

by Cody Kahne December 27, 2005

Phantom

One who finds a sick pleasure in disposing of his or her own fecal matter in or on property not belonging to themsleves, with the intent of inflicting severe emotional discomfort and stress.

Jake: (squinting)"Dude, I know your the phantom and that shit is foul!"

Joe: "I have no clue what your talking about".

Robby: "OH, GROW UP JAKE"!

Joe: "Yea Jake, Go suck a fatty"!

by Pirate Suite October 25, 2006

Phantom Toke

Means to take a toke of a fag, spliff or any other smokable item without said item being lit.

I just had a phantom toke on that joint and it tastes gorgeous. Let's light this mother and get baked.

by Andy Burton December 16, 2008

phantom

The miracle that is: when you take a shit and you don't need to wipe

Holy Fuck!! I just took a shit and there was only one piece of toilet paper left. But it's cool because it was a phantom

by Eamo420 March 7, 2011

Phantom

When a girl is passed out at a party and you punch her in the vagina, then when she wakes up in the morning, she thinks she was raped and is emotionally scarred for life.

Jenny: "Woah! Megan is freaking out"

Brittany: "Yeah i know! How long should we wait to tell her that Joey gave her a Phantom last night?"

by TheWilcow November 24, 2011