by GayTrannyMan December 5, 2023
Get the Parker mug.Niyaaz Parker is a stik ma se poes. If you ever meet a Niyaaz Parker just know that they have a small piel and send tollie pics to girls. Niyaaz has hairy balls and walks like a fucken gebrieklik telephone, his gevriet look like burnt popcorn. His hair can be used as a pot scrubber and his legs are like hoenderbene. FUCK NIYAAZ PARKER his bek smells like kak and that's all he talks aswell. His lips will give you paper cuts for dayssss and his half kaffer. His hands will give you septies and when you hit his ass it sounds like a screenshot *click* *click*. His teath is of that of a rotwhiler. His nipples is POES black some apartheid shit going on there. He has a matras kop soos n kpop poesie (jonKOEK) want sy bek ryk soos koek. Oceans basket special jou naai.
Boeta pielie: sien jy vir Niyaaz Parker
Auntie fadeelah: Nee ek sien n kaffer
Boeta pielie: Ek sien n vuil swat drain rot met n vrot Klein pielikie
Auntie fadeelah: Nee ek sien n kaffer
Boeta pielie: Ek sien n vuil swat drain rot met n vrot Klein pielikie
by NGwala Beamns December 12, 2023
Get the Niyaaz Parker mug.so there’s this boy, And the way he laughs makes me smile, And the way he talks gives me butterflies, And everything about him makes me happy. His smile paints rays of sunshine all over his face, warm and soft enough to make a sunflower grow. he's the freckled boy that puts the stars in the sky but still motivates me to create my own stars. my love for him is multiplied by the number of stars, take it to infinites, the number of unknown planets and plus the wide of the universe. he's the kind of boy that poems are written about,
by kaydenjude November 20, 2018
Get the Parker mug.Parker is an amazing boy with a killer smile. He’s usually very athletic and a one of a kind type of boy. He can get all the girls he wants but he’s very loyal. He usually dates girls with blonde hair and green eyes- which he finds most attractive. Specifically with names starting with an A. He’s very sweet but he’ll fight when he needs to.
by Extreme04 November 23, 2018
Get the Parker mug.Parker is hot sexy and has a shlong really good in bed and is a great BF better not ruin ur chances with him because u will miss out if u let him slip away. He also will make u squirt all over uself when u see him.
Girl: "Who is that hottie over there!"
Other girl: "That's Parker i have a few classes with him and i squirt on myself every time I see him."
Girl: "OK good i wasn't the only one"
Other girl: "That's Parker i have a few classes with him and i squirt on myself every time I see him."
Girl: "OK good i wasn't the only one"
by HOW ARE ALL THESE NAMES TAKEN November 27, 2018
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