Rap Punt Return

A college or NFL punt return influenced by modern rap culture. A return that does not follow traditional blocking schemes but yet loses tremendous amounts of yardage in an effort to gain big yardage. Often these returns are influenced by the rap artist Future. In these returns the closest distance between two points is in fact not a straight line but yet resembles something similar to a Michael J Fox signature.

Did you see Desean Jackson's Rap Punt Return against the Cowboys last night? He fumbled, picked it up, and lost 38 yards.

by Dustocrat March 20, 2016

pull a nabil

One who plans a trip and then completely fucks it over by not going and causing every1 else to not go.

-Nabil Moussawel enjoyed pulling a nabil when he said he wouldn't go to cedar point.

-I'm gonna pull a nabil on u guys.

by Amin bros June 14, 2011

Pull a Zayn

to 'Pull a Zayn' is the act of sudden leave. to dispatch from a small or large group, or to simply altogether remove one's self from an awkward situation. (Definition/Act inspired by the 1D member Zayn Malik)

tom: hey you going to that party tonight?

susan: ah, nah I think I'm gonna zayn it.

friend: hey man let's go do some hardcore drugs!!!
you: zayn! *leaves*

"are you bailing on me man? c'mon don't pull a zayn on me now, you're my best man at this wedding!"

troy: what about us, what about everything we've been through

gabriella: ....I gotta go my own way.... zayn! *skips away*

by Kam K March 28, 2015

Purble Place

The most magical thing that existed when you were 6 years old. If you never played it then you were considered to not have a soul and you missed out.

Person 1: What's Purble Place?
Person 2: I-....heaven. It's heaven. Good day, sir. >:C

by Crackhead Jerry January 11, 2019

wiener pussy

When a transgender woman has a pussy!

That bitch got a wiener pussy!!!

by IHAVEAWIENERPUSSY February 13, 2019

a bit rude to put that knoife in me chest innit

if you stab british (wo)man in the chest, they often find the experience unpleasant and will likely think that your behaviour is a bit rude.

a person: *stabs a british lad*
the british lad: a bit rude to put that knoife in me chest innit

by c0mosellama September 29, 2020

Jizzy Jizzy Cocoa Puffs

When someone masturbates and finishes in someone else's bowl of cereal.

After my girlfriend got me a toothbrush for my birthday, I gave her Jizzy Jizzy Cocoa Puffs for hers.

by fuzzypickle16 March 25, 2012