Bryson: bruh why yo toe so swollen?
Tay: my girl was suckin my toes last night but she got carried away and she gave me a massive toe chomp.
Tay: my girl was suckin my toes last night but she got carried away and she gave me a massive toe chomp.
by BigSmoke456 August 26, 2019
"wow your such a dusty toe"
by Dixelpixel December 02, 2019
When a persons shoes are so old their big toe is showing and coming out enough to say hello to the world
by crazylady01364 March 28, 2009
"Dude don't just toe blow my mom. She didn't get the promotion she wanted and she's had a rough week"
by CaillouSwagDick May 11, 2016
When someone gets drunk and tries to give herself a pedicure and finds out later that they are not the her liking.
Sally got a tad tipsy at my house the other night and decided to give herself a pedicure in the middle of my bathroom floor. She resulted with a case of drunk toes.
by rosschromatic April 18, 2010
when your toes smell worse than a moldy fart on a wiener all inside a sweaty baseball helmet. This stench can be smelt over 6 smelly poos in a mosh pit, it's stronger than that!
by yeet mamma March 26, 2018
The sexiest, hottest, toes you will ever find. They are green and shreky and just perfect. (The Left one is the best) they are great for sucking and just the best thing if you want to have a good time. If you have Shrek Toes you should be very grateful. Take good care of them so they look sexier. Shrek Toes are the best example of the word "Shrekxy"
by shreks.left.toe October 08, 2019