apology stick

the fastest way for a woman to be forgiven by a man...

penis
dick
junk
wang
johnson
schlong
tallywacker....you get the point
I totally forgave jess last night because she sucked my apology stick
by poppamoon9999 February 17, 2011
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Shiten Stick

A Stick of Shit, being used as a Dildo.

The Shit Stick is often paired with a bit of water in a mold, to Harden and use better.
Man: "So I was thinking... I think we should experiment a little?"
Wife: "What were you thinking of?"
Man: "Just a little Shiten Stick?"
Wife: "Ew what the fuck?"
by BunPickleCheese1 February 01, 2022
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face on a stick

A girl with a pretty face, who is devoid of all traces of boobs or womanly shapes as a consequence of self starvation.
- Damn, did you watch that Top Model show last night? There are some fine chicks in there.

- Sure, if you like a face on a stick. No bone gnawing for me, thanks.
by Dr Heelhook July 29, 2010
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Nick the Stick

An anorexic little shit who lives in the dirty Wu. He is a pro go carter but lost to a transgender in a race. He also can be found getting beat by his dad at night with a belt because he sucks at hokey.
Nick the stick is such a fag I played him in hokey and he started crying because he hurt his finger.
by King Rickish May 31, 2019
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stick job

"I can give you a stick job, but it really hurts"
by OscarMG November 19, 2007
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Nigger Stick

A metal or wooden stick used to put in windows to keep the niggers from stealing your belongings/money.
We have 3 windows in this place but only one has a nigger stick that will fit in it. We will need to but 2 more nigger sticks then.
by roblofosho October 31, 2009
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Fugly Stick

Fuckin' ugly stupid dick - an extremely hideous looking, dim witted asshole.
Shiela; My boss is such an asshole, He has the stupidest ideas, Besides that, he's so fucking ugly, he looks like he fell outta the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. Debbie; Haha! He's a Fugly Stick
by buttlips February 21, 2010
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