night dick

A lengthy black penis that hide up inside you're girlfriend's vagina. It is activated by the starlight at nighttime. It has a theme song and is a caped crusader against prudish straight male buttholes.

My girlfriend chased me around with her night dick.

I'm going to fuck you with my night dick.

Give the night dick a kiss, it will kiss you back.

My boyfriend is afraid of anal so I fought the crime and strapped on my night dick.

by Nightdicklover April 05, 2014

late night

Refering to period of time following the conclusion of accepted drinking hours; usually in the early morning hours

Hey biatch...what's happenin late night?

by Scazz March 22, 2004

Night Stick

A big black cock.

He smacked the biotch across the face with his "night stick" before he made her "polish" it.

by buddy-doo February 09, 2009

Naughty Night

a kinky variation to "Nighty Night'

thought up by me

girl: ugh, i am so tired, i am going to bed
guy: mmk, naughty night

by PhatPJ January 19, 2009

Mother's Night

The night of Mother's Day where mother lovers f*** each others mothers.

'cause I'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover, we should f*** each others mothers
F*** each others moms!
Push in that place that you came out as a baby ain't no doubt that sh** is crazy!
F*** each others moms!
CAUSE EVERY MOTHER'S DAY NEEDS A MOTHER'S NIGHT!

by titan23 May 20, 2009

night daddy

The daddy who only visits late at night and climbs into bed with you. Usually he smells funny and does peculiar things to you. Not to be confused with the day daddy, who doesn't do anything like that will often inexplicably buy you presents after these visits.

Wakey wakey, it's the night daddy!

by ManFanny March 22, 2010

night deposit

When a man inserts his johnson in his sleeping wifes or gf's pussy or ass.

my wife went to bed early so I made a night deposit.

by Your banking advisor August 08, 2011