bone droop

The loss of an erection or overall sexual arousal due to the sudden visual of a hideous looking individual. Usually occurs when trolling through craigslist personals section. Should be accompanied by a "wah waah" horn sound in the background.

"Ugh, I was trolling the Craigslist casual encounters, clicked on a chicks ad, took one look at her, and had immediate bone droop."

by Elusiveunicorn69 October 18, 2014

Book and bone

A slang term meaning smart and deep.

Eddie Izzard is not only funny, he's book and bone baby!

by HydranBCH July 13, 2010

Slam Boned

The act of getting extremely drunk.

I was so slam boned last night I puked in the bar.

by Parsballs1 September 14, 2011

bones for dinner

1. What is served for guests when they act suspicious

2. A meal that will poison the person who eats it

I’m about to serve your boyfriend bones for dinner

by Coki May 13, 2019

Desk bone

An erection that occurs at work which requires one to stay at their desk until it goes away.

I was late for my meeting today because I had a wicked desk bone.

by RekanizeBlacKat December 30, 2017

Bone Spurious

{Not just false or inauthentic, but the exact opposite of what is being claimed}

{Claims that Mexico will pay for the wall are Bone Spurious at best}

by Bone Spurz October 15, 2019

dropping bones

spending $$$$$$

"so i was at the mall yesterday dropping bones"

by skansga December 25, 2009